Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Stupid Question

Why do people ask the question, "May I ask you a question?" Has anyone ever realized that they are asking a question about weather or not they can ask a question? I mean the question mark is clearly there , just look (don't worry it only requires a slight movement of the eyes, won't even burn a calaorie). And how do you answer that question, Yes but only one, (which they already asked?!). Or what if you say no, "to late I already did, haha sucker!" Any way its kinda fun to think about the implications.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The "S" word

For a while now the word s**t has bothered me, but not in the way it bothers most people. I'm sure that most of us can agree that s**t is a "bad word", but why? As far as I know s**t is another word for poop. From an early age we a discouraged to use the word s**t and in many cases we are not supposed to say poop either, so we have to make up names like doo doo. So if doo doo is another word for poop, isn't it the same as s**t? But one is encouraged and the other is highly discouraged. Weird.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Stupid Books

Why do politicians always publish these autobiographies? What makes their life so special that we want to read a novel about it. My question is: why do we care? For some reason the politicians seem to think that we want to read about their lives of giving speeches, and making decisions, and just being normal people with an average career, if perhaps a little more well known than some other average people. Of course people read the books for an entirely different reason. When they see a book titled My Life and you should care because I am a politician, they must read, How I lied and cheated to get elected. The problem is the book is not going to have that in it, because that would be like political suicide, "I just told you about how I rigged the last election, vote for me!" Unless of course politicians are really stupid, in which case do we really want them to run the country? Here's a thought, maybe we shouldn't elect polititions to office.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Rabbit liberation

I am concerned. Most people have been voting that they hate rabbits. I always thought people loved rabbits.

A problem

A while ago I went and got myself an iPod nano, which at first was great. The problem was that the next day Apple came out with the latest line of iPods and I was pissed. I just bought an iPod that was already obsolete. Weird. It isn't like the old days where if you bought a horse and buggy ten years later there wouldn't be a better horse and buggy. These days I don't even know if I want to buy a car, because in a year there will be a better one and unlike some people I can't buy a car every year. I am not complaining about technology, but isn't it annoying sometimes?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

New Poll

Please vote in this poll, and tell your friends about it. This could be what we need to change one rabbit's life.

Why the rabbit?

This has bothered me ever since I was a kid. Why do the kids never give that rabbit any trix? It seems to represent the selfeshness and crulety why establish in our kids lives. That poor rabbits life goal is to get some darn trix and the kinds just sit there and say, "Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!" How is that teaching good values? Should we really be teaching kids that it is fun to keep things away from others and not share? I admire that rabbit though, he always takes it in such good humor, just smililng and saying darn. But how do you think he really feels? On the inside he is crying, and in lats of pain, and one day he is going to crack. One of these days instead of his usual antics he's going to come in with an Ak 47 and blow those kids away. Prevent death give Trix.